So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
Suddenly, I have a mosquito bite on the side of my nose, wtf?
I was told that a couple times in high school by different people. check the my-face tag! I try to tag all of my selfies.